Her husband refused to go shopping, so she made sure staying home came with a price. At the checkout, a cashier spotted something strange inside her purse, turning an ordinary payment into a moment of stunned curiosity. It wasn\u2019t cash, a coupon, or anything she needed for her purchases, but the secret clue to a wonderfully wicked little\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The cashier had finished folding the woman\u2019s purchases and was ready to complete the sale. \u201cCash, cheque or credit card?\u201d came the familiar question. The woman began searching through her purse for her wallet, but something else caught the cashier\u2019s attention: a television remote control. It was an unusual accessory for a shopping trip, tucked away among the things someone might actually need while out running errands. Naturally, the cashier couldn\u2019t resist asking about it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cDo you always carry your TV remote?\u201d The woman\u2019s answer was simple: \u201cNo.\u201d This wasn\u2019t a habit, an accident, or a case of grabbing the wrong thing on her way out. She had brought it for a very particular reason\u2014and her explanation gave the ordinary checkout exchange its perfect punchline. \u201cBut my husband refused to come shopping with me, so I figured this was the evilest thing I could do to him.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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