George\u2019s doctor thought he was hearing about a miracle. Every test looked normal, but the elderly man\u2019s story about a mysterious nighttime light left the physician amazed and eager to learn more. One phone call to George\u2019s wife would turn that wonder into disbelief, because she knew exactly what was happening behind the door, and her answer changed ever\u2026 Continues\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
With George\u2019s physical results looking good, Dr. Darnes asked about his mental and emotional well-being, including his relationship with God. George answered with absolute confidence: \u201cGod and me are tight.\u201d His eyesight wasn\u2019t what it used to be, he explained, but he believed God had arranged a special convenience. Whenever he got up at night to relieve himself, a light switched on automatically. When he finished, it switched off again. The doctor was impressed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Later that day, Dr. Darnes called George\u2019s wife, Thelma. He assured her that her husband was physically healthy, then brought up the remarkable account of his nighttime routine. Was it really true, he asked, that the light came on and went off without George touching a switch? Thelma\u2019s reply supplied the missing detail\u2014and demolished the supposed miracle in a single breath. \u201cThat old fool!\u201d she exclaimed. \u201cHe\u2019s been peeing in the refrigerator again!\u201d<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" George\u2019s doctor thought he was hearing about a miracle. Every test looked normal, but the elderly man\u2019s story about a mysterious nighttime light left the physician amazed… <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":173,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8064","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-blog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bzerbros.fun\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8064","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bzerbros.fun\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bzerbros.fun\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bzerbros.fun\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bzerbros.fun\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8064"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/bzerbros.fun\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8064\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8065,"href":"https:\/\/bzerbros.fun\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8064\/revisions\/8065"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bzerbros.fun\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/173"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bzerbros.fun\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8064"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bzerbros.fun\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8064"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bzerbros.fun\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8064"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}